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Urdu funny jokesπŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ will make you more laugh. Here you can find many new and very funny urdu jokesπŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜, Pathan jokes, Husband wife jokes, Girlfriend jokes, sardar jokesΒ and much more new urdu jokes.πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ I have researched and collected most new and updates urdu funny jokes sms that you can share with your friends so that your mind more fresh, more laughter. Funny jokes in urdu.πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜

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Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya πŸ˜†πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜

Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,πŸ’•πŸ’• or Wo late aai,

Girl: Pochti he “Kiya mai late ho gai?”πŸ’—πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Ali: Falak pe chaand sitaaron ko nend aa rahi haiπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Dosri ka time ho gaya he, πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† to ab aa rahi hai

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Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?

Circut: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?😌😌😌

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Haiβ€™πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Sheikh ki Dukan mein likha tha

Sheikh ki Dukan mein likha tha:Β 

β€˜Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umr k logon ko dia jaye ga,😏😏😏
wo b Un k waliden se pooch kar .πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
G O Sheikhoooo.

Jab meri biwi bolti hai😁😁😁

Shahid: Jab meri biwi bolti hai, to mujhe bohot khushi hoti hai.😊😊😊

Friend: wo kio?

Shahid: Mai sochta hun ke agar wo issi speed se bolti rahi to kabhi na kabhi to koi aqal ki baat bhi karegi.😜😜😜

kiya larkiyon ko dekhne se gunah milta hai?😏😏😏

Ali Asad ke paas gaya aur bolaπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ: Asad Yar, ek baat maloom karni hai, kiya larkiyon ko dekhne se gunah milta hai?😍😍😍

Asad: Pata nahi yar, lekin mai ahtiyatan Astaghfaar parh leta hun.πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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1 bnda Bemar Huwa Dost ney Hospital Janey ka KahaπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

1 Dost ney osy Hospital Janey ka Kaha
wo Hospital Chala GyaπŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“
Wahan 2 Darwazey They
1 Per β€œKhas bemari” or 1 per β€œMamoli Bemari” Likha tha
osy Mamoli Bemari thi is Liyey wo Mamoli Bemari Waley Room main Chla Gya😒😒😒
Wahan Bhi 2 Drwazey they 1 Per β€œKhas Admi” or 1 per Aam Admi likha tha
wo Ghareeb Admi Tha is liyey Aam Admi Waley Door sey Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to dekha k wo Hospital sey Bahir Tha.😜😜😜
β€œGeo Pakistanβ€β€˜

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1 pahelwan ki tang neeli ho gai, Doctor: katni paregi☹☹☹

DOCTOR:zeher phel gya h katni paregi
3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai😳😳😳
DOCTOR:ye b katni paregi zehar kafi phel gya
2no kaat k plastic ki tangen lga den😫😫😫
8 din bad plastic ki tangen b neli ho gae😡😡😡
DOCTOR:
Ab smjh aya tmhari dhoti ka rang utarta hai, preshani ki koi bat nahi!!!’ πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†O jaaaaa yrr

Building K 100th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy 1 Din Lift khrab Thi😠😠😠

1 Building K 100th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy

1 Din Lift khrab Thi
Unho Ny Sirrhiyon Sy uper Jany Ka Faisla Kia
Boriyat Sy Bachny K Liy Ye Decide Kia KπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
1st Frnd Kisi Jang Ki Story Sunaega
2nd Koi Funy Story.
Or 3rd Koi Sad Story.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
Is trah 100th Flor Tk Phnch Jaegy
1st Ny Jng Ki Story Sunai Or 50 Flr Tk Phnch Gay😏😏😏
2nd Ny Funy Story Sunai Or Wo 99 Flor Pr Phnch Gay
Phr 3rd Ny Sad Story Sunaty Huy Rone Lga Or Kaha kπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
FLAT di chabi gadi vich reh gai ay.β€™πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Pathan urdu funny jokes sms hindi

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:

“Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo.”

Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:

“Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!”

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: “Aur Kuch?”

Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !

Break up ke baad pathan larki se

Break up ke baad pathan larki se: Mujhe chorr ke naa jao, jaane ki sazaa paao gi

Aagey road khudi huii hai, tum wapis yahen aogi.

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher heraani se behosh’

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Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:

  1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.

I am not a mango man.

  1. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.

Colda aur hota are fruits.

  1. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.

English comes to me also.

  1. Do aur do barabar chaar.

Give and give equals to four.

  1. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.

I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

  1. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.

Tablets are walking on the road

2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye

2 pathan masjid mai Namaz parhne gaye.

Namaz ke baad pehla bola: Shukar hai, Jammat mil gaii.

Dosre ne jawab diya: Haan, agar wazu karne chale jate to jamat nikal hi jati.

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Urdu funny Husband Wife jokes sms hindi

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

1 aadmi saari raat doston ke sath-mai wese bhi apne 2 daant

1 aadmi saari raat doston ke sath ghomta phirta raha aur subha ghar pohcha
Thori dair baad 1 dost ne phone kar ke pocha: Yaar bhabhi ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Wo aadmi bola: kuch khas nahi, mai wese bhi apne 2 daant nikalwane hi wala tha.

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Urdu funny jokes husband wife

Biwi shohar se: Ghar mai mahman arahai hain aur

Biwi shohar se: Ghar mai mahman arahai hain aur ghar mai daal kai siwa kuch bhi nahi hai…
Lehaza jab mehman ajain to tum kitchen mai jakar aik bartan girana, jab mai puchon to kahnai Qorma gir gaya..
Phir dusra burtan giradaina aur kahna Biryani gir gai..
To mai kahongi chalo Daal hi lai aoo..
Mehmano kai anai kai baad shohar kitchen mai gaya aur bartan girnai ki awaz ai to biwi nai puchaa kiya howa to shohar nai jawab diya
Begam Daal hi gir gai..

Shohar aur Biwi 1 darakht ke neeche bethi kisi baat par fight kar

Shohar aur Biwi 1 darakht ke neeche bethi kisi baat par fight kar rahi thay ke achanak darakht se 1 aam(mango) gira!
Shohar: Aray yeh December mai aam kaise gir gaya?
Biwi kuch bolne hi wali thi ke aam haath jor kar bola: Pakk gaya hun mai tum dono ki fight sun sun kar, es liye December mai hi gir gir gaya!.

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh?
Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, abhi us ko bhi batana hai
ke tum kon ho .

Shohar biwi se : Aurat kabhi nahi badalti, jab ke mard

Shohar biwi se : Aurat kabhi nahi badalti, jab ke mard badal jata hai
Biwi : Kaise?.
Shohar: Mard marne ke baad β€œbhoot” ban jata hai,
Magar Aurat……..
Churail ki churail hi rehti hai!!

Sardar Urdu funny jokes sms hindi

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Ek baar ek sardar ki pent phat gai

Ek baar ek sardar ki pent phat gai,

Tailor se silwa kar bill poocha,

Tailor: 250 Rs.

Sardar: Yeh lo 500Rs.

Tailor: 500 kiyu?

Sardar: Bill sun kar dobara phat gai!!

Sardar: Agar tree par char kar deewar ke us paar dekho to

Sardar: Agar Coconut tree par char kar deewar ke us paar dekho to Engineering College ki larkiyan dikh jayen gi?

Pathan: Haan yaara! Aur agar tu haath chor de to Medical College ki larkiyan bhi dikh jayen gi.

Sardar (beta se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to

Sardar (beta se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.

Result wale din Sardar: Kiya hua?

Beta: Bas “Sardar ji” kuch naa pucho

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Ek sardar ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin

Ek sardar ne bank se loan le kar car li lekin loan wapis na kar saka.

Bank wale car le gaye.

Sardar bola: Mujhe pehle pata hota to shadi bhi bank se loan le kar hi karta.

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:

Dear Sir,

Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye.

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